Life in Woodchester

Latest Changelog

v0.16.0
Spoiler
Cass & Molly Missionary
Let’s start with the two girls you keep asking about. Cass & Molly finally go all the way: both girls have a brand new Missionary option in their scenes.
NEW missionary CG Animations for Cass & Molly
A full scene arc every time: a little teasing, a proper make-out, then a fully animated bed scene from first kiss to finish
Alternate dialogues despite just the one location for now.
Where you finish is, as always, up to you. (Keep reading).
And once the sun goes down, they’re not going home, because…
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Cass & Molly at Night
You can now visit Cass & Molly at late night! They’ll be around the house in the evening and asleep in their beds at night, which means:
NEW spooning sex scenes for Cass & Molly
NEW in-game night poses for Cass & Molly
Undies variation
Nude variation
This works the same as with Janice, Tara, Lily; What she sleeps in re-rolls nightly.
Do be careful! There’s no pulling out late at night, in a comfy bed…
Don’t wanna risk a baby? Don’t worry, you can now mix things up with…
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Anal Sex (Spooning)
Every spooning bed scene now has a choice at the start: the classic way, or the back way.
Available for all five spooning girls:
Janice
Lily
Tara
Cass
Molly
Full-length alternate dialogue
Zero pregnancy risk, for the tacticians among you
One catch, though. Four of the girls will go along with it in the moment. Tara? Tara has CONDITIONS. If you want her ass, you’re going to have to win it in…
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Tara’s High-Stakes Blackjack
Catch Tara bored out of her mind in the kitchen at night and she’ll deal you in… For a price.
After finishing her current storyline, visit the kitchen at night. There wil be a chance that Tara will appear and agree to Anal for a $1,500 buy-in However, YOU only get to play with $500 worth of chips. That’s only 1/3 of your usual!
WIN: She pays her debt that same night, in her room, and she gives up the forbidden area.
LOSE: Lose $1,500 and she collects from your face instead. Brutal.
Fully repeatable, so you can lose on purpose, or shark your way into booty every night.
Winning at cards also unlocks the back way in her regular bed scenes, she keeps her word… grudgingly
Also in this update: blackjack luck has been rebalanced across the board. Winning card combos are rarer now, so bring your A-game, she certainly will.
TIP: Try playing slower, dont always go all in every hand, or you might bust too early!
And cards aren’t the only ledger Tara keeps…
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Repeatable Blowjobs & Tara’s Favor System
Janice, Lily, and Tara all have a new repeatable Blowjob option in their home scenes:
NEW Blowjob Option
5 Rotating variations per girl so repeat visits stay fresh
Janice also has repeatable boobjob scene in addition!
Available when she’s home, don’t try to cash this in at the mall
But Tara being Tara, hers aren’t free:
NEW Give Head option: go down on her and she owes you one
Every favor earned = one blowjob banked, and they stack
So to recap: Tara will trade you her mouth for your mouth, and her ass for $1,500. Very fair. Very Tara. Just don’t leave her hanging too long, because…
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Tara Gets Needy
Tara has a libido now, and it comes with a timer:
Go too many days without sleeping with her and each morning there’s a growing chance you wake up with her ALREADY on top of you, mid-ride, explaining that this is somehow YOUR punishment
She does not pull out. You don’t get a vote. It’s your fault, remember?
NEW Tara Reverse Cowgirl CG
Tara’s not the only one who’s stopped being subtle, though…
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Lily & The Dryer
New Lily story scene! She texts you for help: she’s stuck somewhere?! Fully stuck… Completely helpless… What a crazy accident that could happen to anyone.
NEW Chp. 35-0 – Rescue Text
NEW Chp 35-1 – The “Rescue”
NEW Lily Dryer CG art for the whole encounter
And once you’ve “helped” her the first time, she seems to get stuck in there playfully every so often. Keep doing your laundry 😉
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Fiona Carry Sex
Fiona wasn’t going to sit this update out: her scenes gain a brand new Carry sex option with its own CG. She’s light. You’re strong. It works out.
NEW Carry Sex CG for Fiona
Use the summoning stone and let her know that you have needs that she needs to fill!
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MAJOR: New Cumshot System
NEW Fully animated, physics-driven cumshots across the roster, every shot rendered live instead of a static splash
YOU choose where it goes now. Pull out and pick her mouth, face, chest, or even her feet… or don’t pull out at all (more on that later)
List of Girls you can spread the fun with:
Janice
Tara
Lily
Cass
Molly
Chloe
Fiona
We have a few Unique Backgrounds too that will change depending on room where lewd stuff happens!
Backyard
Basement
Closet
Kitchen
Living Room
MC Room
Shower
NEW Aim it yourself and control via mouse or touch screen, or go hands-free and just see where it lands.
NEW Feeding mode: pick her mouth and she swallows every drop, fully animated, gulp by gulp, audio included. The bigger the load, the more she has to work for it.
NEW Unique poses for Tara, Janice, Lily; They’ll randomly hold their breasts up for you.
Volume is dynamic: your buildup (days since your last release) and active items change how much comes out, so save up for the… full experience
The girls react afterward too, with different lines depending on whether you gave her a mouthful… or a flood
NEW Have the girls raise up their feet for you to paint on! Also has dynamic animations and feet wiggling technology.
Take “Artful Pics” to capture your favorite frames! They’ll be saved to your phone in the new gallery (more on that later).
Of course, every drop that ends up on her is a drop that isn’t doing its REAL job. Which brings us to the bag…
Items & The Bag
Your bag items finally DO something when you click them:
Items are now clickable and usable straight from the bag.
Sperm Booster: active for 5 full days, doubles your volume and adds a flat +50% to conception odds!
Works with cumshot systems! Both the feeding and firing modes. Make it rain!
Sperm Stopper: active for 5 full days, drastically cuts your volume and blocks conception entirely, while everything else still works.
Wait. Conception odds? Blocks conception? Why would you need…
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MAJOR: Pregnancy & Breeding System
The girls of Woodchester can now get pregnant. Seven of them! And this isn’t a coin flip and a text box, it’s a full simulation layer that runs through the whole game.
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Janice’s Baby Talk
Janice has been doing some thinking, and once you’re deep enough into her story she’ll corner you at home for a Talk. Capital T.
You see, she’s had an IUD in the entire time you’ve been with her and now she wants your permission to take it out.
NEW baby talk scene: she wants to know where this is going, and she is asking you to your face
Say YES and she books the doctor the same day. IUD out, effective immediately, and she’s already listing which positions she thinks will… work best
Not ready? Tell her you’d rather keep practicing. She’ll accept that. Probably.
Change your mind later either way with the new permanent “About making babies…” talk option. In, out, back in… that doctor is very patient.
And once the IUD is gone, her bedroom menu grows a brand new option:
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NEW: Pregnancy & Breeding
NEW You can now Impregnate all girls that you can have sex with, during overworld sex:
Janice
Tara
Lily
Cass
Molly
Fiona
Nina
NEW 3 pregnancy variation missionary sex tummies
Along with 5 alternative dialogues for each stage of pregnancy.
NEW A fully repeatable Breeding scene for Janice, built for exactly one purpose 😉
10 rotating dirty-talk variations, so it stays fresh no matter how… dedicated you are
Mid-scene choice: legs spread, or legs crossed and locked behind you
There is no pull-out option here. That’s the whole point. Straight to the Impregnation Wheel, every single time.
And yes, feet up, laying on back “breeding” counts as one of her favorite positions! Favorite positions are just one of the factors in getting better odds on the impregnation wheel…
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The Impregnation Wheel
Finish inside a girl and the new Impregnation Wheel spins: a sperm racing around an egg, landing on your fate.
The best part is the odds panel. Before you spin, the wheel shows you your REAL chance and every single thing feeding it:
Her fertility that day (every girl runs her own cycle with Normal, High, and Peak days)
Your load buildup (go a few days without release and your odds climb, a lot)
The position you finished in. Every girl has positions she likes more than others, and finishing in her favorite position adds a bonus on top.
Active items (there’s that Sperm Booster’s +50%!)
Your unlocked Breeder perks
Nothing is hidden, nothing is fudged. The number you see is the number the wheel uses!
Twins, Triplets & Rare Babies
Already pregnant? The fun isn’t over. Finishing inside a pregnant girl spins the new Upgrade Wheel instead, which can upgrade the pregnancy to TWINS or TRIPLETS, or bank extra Rare Baby chance for the birth. Full-screen banners celebrate the big hits, you’ll know when it happens.
Fertility Tracker
Your phone has a new Fertility Tracker page so you can plan your… activities. And by plan, we mean PLAN. This thing is a full mission control:
Every girl gets her own card, neatly grouped: Pregnant, Mothers, and the… not-yet
Each girl shows today’s fertility level (Normal, High, or Peak) with the exact odds bonus it gives you, the same number the wheel uses
A full 7-day fertility forecast graph per girl, so you can see her Peak day coming and clear your schedule accordingly
Pregnant girls switch to a pregnancy progress tracker: day counter, a growing progress bar from conception to due date, what she’s carrying (single, twins, or triplets), and her current rare baby chance
Your own status sits at the top: current load buildup (Normal, Big, Huge… Massive) and any active Booster or Stopper with days remaining
Check it in the morning, plan your evening. You degenerate tactician, you.
Pregnancy Stages
Pregnancy plays out over 5 stages, and the girls SHOW it. Every pregnant girl gets a growing belly through the whole game, in every pose, every scene, every outfit situation. By the late stages there is no hiding it, and the house notices:
NEW Overworld pregnancy bellies for 7 ladies.
NEW Idle pose pregnancy bellies for 7 ladies.
Girls text you when the bump starts showing, and some want to talk about it in person
The girls gossip with each other about who’s pregnant
Pregnant girls give you unprompted updates on how they (and the baby) are doing as the weeks pass, with unique dialogue for a first baby versus the ones after
Not everyone figures it out right away, either. Two of the girls genuinely do not realize what’s happening until they’re showing, and their discovery scenes are some of my favorite writing in the update.
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The Internal View
For those who want to see EXACTLY what’s happening: every open world sex scene now has an internal x-ray view at the moment of truth, complete with in-womb audio. There’s a toggle in settings if you’d rather keep it classy.
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Births, Babies & The Daycare
Delivery Day
When a girl hits her due date, you’ll get word she’s in labor: you cannot go to sleep until you show up. No skipping the big day. Head to the hospital for a full delivery scene, and these are real scenes: her closest friends and family in the room, panic, tears, jokes, and the gender reveal at the end. Every girl gets her own delivery scene with her own supporting cast.
Babies Are Here!
Every baby born is a permanent, saved part of your world:
Boy or girl, with real birth stats (weight and height)
A personality: one quirk inherited from mom, one rolled from a big pool, so siblings actually feel different
A chance to be born RARE, and rare babies sparkle. Literally. Gold stars.
You name them. Every one of them.
The Hospital Daycare
With potentially a LOT of babies in play, they needed somewhere to live: the new Hospital Daycare. Browse every baby you’ve fathered on one screen, search by name, filter by mother or gender, sort by age, and open any baby’s card for their full stats.
Want them closer to home? Send a baby home to live in mom’s room, complete with a crib.
Breeder Stats & Perks
Your phone also gained a Breeder page tracking your lifetime numbers: total babies, twins, triplets, per-girl counts. Racking up births unlocks permanent perks that raise your fertility odds, boost twin and triplet chances, and more. Yes, the final perk is called Breeder King. No, we are not sorry.
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New Character: Nina
And who’s been delivering all these babies? Meet Nina, the maternity nurse holding this entire operation together. She’s calm, professional, extremely good at her job… and the more of your children she personally hands over, the more she starts doing the math on her own situation…
Full talking and intimacy scenes at the hospital
Her own storyline that unlocks in beats as babies from more of the girls are born. Watch her professionalism slowly lose the fight.
And yes. The maternity nurse can end up in the maternity bed. Full pregnancy support, bump and all.
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Systems & QoL
Low Memory Mode: if the game crashes on older phones, next launch triggers a reduced texture memory mode to keep you playing
New notification banners and toasts for the important stuff (pregnancy chances, perks unlocking, babies due)
People can be found in their rooms more on weekends than just always out and about.
Gallery is now Memories, and Gallery shows photos you take of the girls, at least for now.
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Bug Fixes
Fixed Lily’s talking dialogue sometimes sending you to Janice’s room
Fixed Lily’s talking chest offset on scene start
Fixed phone menu SFX
Fixed a popup counter issue
Fixed dialogue scenes that could silently auto-skip when text files failed to load
Various crash guards and stability fixes